1. Garden Tip
If you have the problem of a digging dog, you can deter it by placing a saucer of cloudy ammonia in the (filled in) hole. The trouble with using a saucer is that it gets diluted with rain and soil.
So I use this cleverly designed snail trap. Filled with beer, the snails are attracted and end up drowning with a blissful smile on their faces. Now it rarely rains I don’t see snails any more. But filled with ammonia the snail trap repels my dog Potter as well as any other self-respecting canine digger.
2. Garden Plea
Can we do a deal? I give you free accommodation and food from the compost. Couldn’t you have a nice dinner without finishing it off with rose petals?